I've won $2.6 million?! Really??

You know me...no Nigerian scam is gonna take me in. But, some of the American marketing "legitimate" practices are kinda bogus too! I'm talking about "pre-arroved" credit cards (people - no company can do this as it involves a credit check which you need to approve.)

Anyway, here's a new one: the 'too-good-to-be-true' letter I got this month was from Major Money Awards Reported (and the Award Notification Commission.) Really, I've won $2,633,800.00?! For doing nothing and not applying for anything? Oh, what have I done to deserve this good fortune. And only for $9.95 process handling fee. Hahahah! Well that's cheaper than the $11.89 fee expected of me to wiln a measley $1,000,000. That's not a great deal is it?! ;)

Total scams! Did I need to say?